Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Shut up you evil old bastard

Televangelist Pat Robertson said Wednesday that earthquake-ravaged Haiti has been "cursed" by a "pact to the devil."

"Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it," he said on Christian Broadcasting Network's "The 700 Club." "They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you'll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal."


Matthew The Astrologer said...

And yet here's me in San Francisco, safe and sound. God appears to have a different values system from His spokesmen.

Cliff said...

Matthew the human lightning rod.

Cliff said...

Pat Robertson revealed quite a lot about himself and the Christian Right today. To these people, black slaves freeing themselves from white masters is a sign of Satan's influence in the world.

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