Dedicated to all the Truthers, Birthers and Midnight Nerf Herders.
"The
kooks are our future. The average fifth-grader these days doesn't know
whether Japan is a state or a city; wonders what happens when you get to
the "edge" of the United States on a map...and even believes that the
government is there to protect him!
The years to come promise
incredibly fertile fields for the sowing of superstition, cultism, and
pseudoscience; they'll grow so fast we'll wonder if there had ever really been an Age of Reason.
Make no mistake, it shall be a rich harvest for industrious Skull
Farmers of every creed; the brains of the all-too-willing are out there,
ripening...millions of potential vegetables just waiting to be plucked,
shucked, and hauled off to market."
-Introduction to High Weirdness by
Mail by Rev. Ivan Stang of the Church of the SubGenius, 1988
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