Wednesday, July 30, 2008

John McCain: Holdin' It Down On The Boring Old White Guy Tip, Yo

Supporters of John McCain (largely, employees of Fox News, it seems) are currently reacting badly to the new song "Obama Is here" by Ludacris, who Obama mentioned in past was one of his favourite hip hop performers. Here are the lyrics...

Hillary hated on you, so that bitch is irrelevant
Jesse talking slick and apologizing for what?
if you said it then you meant it how you want it have a gut!
and all you other politicians trying to hate on my man,
watch us win a majority vote in every state on my man
you can't stop what's bout to happen, we bout to make history
the first black president is destined and it's meant to be
the threats ain't fazing us, the nooses or the jokes
so get off your ass, black people, it's time to get out and vote!
paint the White House black and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified
McCain don't belong in ANY chair unless he's paralyzed
Yeah, I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and I throw 'em like candy wrap
cause what you talking I hear nothing even relevant
and you the worst of all 43 presidents
get out and vote or the end will be near
the world is ready for change because Obama is here!
'cause Obama is here!
The world is ready for change because Obama is here!

Of course this has everyone worked up in exactly the way you'd expect from them, (Rush, you used to at least have a sense of humour about things) and of course Obama has distanced himself from this, as any decent politician would. But, y'know what I'm sayin', y'all. You know what I'm sayin'.

(Posted by Matthew from The Church Of Mothra, filling in for Cliff, who's on vacation where the livin' is phat, packin' bitches in his Chevy and a clip in his gat.)

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