(Hello, it’s Matt from The Church Of Mothra. Cliff has been sent to a Swiss boarding school for a week or so, and will return played by a teenager.)- Is Iraq Safer Today Than It Was Before The Invasion?
Um... no.
Not even if you're an American soldier taking a shower in a building cheaply slapped together by Halliburton, it isn't. Thirteen electrocution deaths and counting. And remember... that count doesn't include civilian contractors either. Does suing the bastards embolden the terrorists...?
The next edition of Germany's Big Brother is going to take things to the next level:
an entire artificially-assembled town where contestants will "...live there for years; falling in love, going to school, even getting married." Just like real life, except even phonier!
- Make Your Own News From The Future!
Build your own diorama of Fox News fans
reacting in terror at the upcoming Obama landslide, I hope I hope I hope...
- Voters Declare "Dark Knight" Best Movie Ever
In other news, The Best Meal Ever was
that sandwich I had half an hour ago. Take
that, Iron Chefs!
...Finally, a tune for The Aryan Guard, who are willing to
pay the damage deposit for any Nazis moving to Calgary, here's
Hava Nagila, as performed in a Bollywood film, with subtitles in Hebrew and Russian.
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